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[jnine]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

yes yes you know it. this was coppiiieiieeed form my gf's jernol. damn you.
fart in your face.

Comments

[nottiehottie]

1. Why haven't you filled out the GF survey thing yet you bitchtard!?!?!?!

2. If i decided i wanted to get a sex change and become a man with a biiiig big bbig big FAT penis, would you let me poke you in the butt!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

3. If my nose got cut off, and my eyes swelled shut b/c of some weird amazon disease, and if my lips fell of and got ran over by a dump truck and my cheeks grew huge blisters, and my whole body shiveled up and got all wrinkly and i looked like an alien cyborg weird thing and all my hair fell out and i had herpes would you still kiss me and love me!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[jnine]

1. Will do very soon!

2. ewww you might make me bleed! ouch. maybe if we chop it into a small stick. chocolate stick for you! *fart!*

3.yes i would still love and kiss you, i would jsut wear more protect cuz of the herpes. damn amazon.com giving those weird diseases, thats the last time i buy anything there.

[nottiehottie]

1. do it now you gay fuck

2. I WANT TO STAY BIG! you're jsut jealous cuz i'll be bigger than YOU!

3. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yeah. fuck amazon! hehehe they didn't even sponsor me for the pageant =/

[jnine]

1. stop being heterophobic!!

2. i dont want to be too big then i'd trip ova that mofo everyday.

3. damn seattle based businesses.

[nottiehottie]

hi i'm going to ask you three more Q's since no one else will ever see your post and ask you!

1. why are you so cute/hot/sexy/adorable/horny/awesome/cool/funny/silly/pretty/beautiful/exquisite/lovely!?!?!?

2. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THAT GAME DEVELOPERS COMMUNITY ON LJ! !?!?!?!??! here's the link you lazy bum:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/gamedevelopers/

3. Why don't you wanna be a kandy kid!?!?

[jnine]

1. because you love me :) <3

2. cuz i would rarely read it and they might do me.

3. cuz their candy is fake and chipped my tooth.

[nottiehottie]

1. that is true <3

2. you could learn something and get smart and not be a fart if you read the community, and if they do you it's just a plus

3. that's why it's spelled "KANDY" and not "candy" get a clue dil hole =D