NUMB3RS 1x01 "Pilot"
Yes. This is it. The very first episode of NUMB3RS, my new favorite show. And what an entry to this first season!
The Background
The LA Rapist goes murder. Don and his team see themselve confront with a cold blooded killer. When they can't prevent the murder of another rape victim, Don finally lets Charlie help them. No time to lose, for the rapist is still out there. And so is his next victim.
The Recap
Appearance Don Eppes. Oh.My.Dear.Lord. What a man. A man in sunglasses. I don't care. He can wear them day and night. *roar* So dangerous. So wild. *roar again*
Appearance Tearry Lake: YAY for Terry! Terry and Don. Don and Terry. My OTP during this season. (I said during this season, not in general. Cause there is only one true otp in this show: Don/Charlie! *hehe*) However, I love them both together. And she's smaller than him. Yeah, cause my man's gotta be bigger than me! *brows*
Inspecting the murder victim. A young woman, dirty and beaten up. Cruel image we get there. Brand marked. Don looks worried, not to say he feels sorry for this woman. I think you can really guess from the look on his face that his job soetimes even scares himself. Poor Don! *hugs her Don*
Cut to Fed's office. David Sinclair the new guy, has tot ake care of teh vitim's car. David. I love the fact that he calls Don in the first episode "Agent Eppes". Ha! Later he jsut calls him Don. But the first epi shows how new David really is! ^^
Some Don stillness. I love him serious. (And I definetly use "love" too often. Get used to it! XD) So full of angst and hidden pain. *deep sigh*
Terry and Don have to visit Silver again, the 12th rape victim. Some unclear data.
I love, I repeat: I LOVE, this smirk. So knonwing. He seems to think: "I will get it out of you the hard way if it's necessary! And I really do prefer the hard way!"
BTW: Great performance from the actress who plays Silver! O.O *stunned*
20 000 entries. Yeah, right, toupee-guy. Do it yourself! ARGH! He really went on my nerves dring this episode. Luckily no re-appearance. Yet.
Don: *sighs* "Who's gonna ease my pain?"
Charlie: "Up, up and AWAY!!!!"
Here he comes. Charlie. The genius. The mathematician. The walking and talking SEX-HAIR! See the wildness in his eyes? ROFL
Yes, it is a go cart, Charlie. No matter how many mathematical terms you use to describe it. It will always be a GO CART! I love you, though. (This was for you seeyouinla! XD)
Woah. See that glare? If looks could kill I would be dead right now. He should really use this look more often. it suits him somehow. I can really imagine him being the BADASS of a movie or something. Though... He somehow looks like an angry elf. Not really scary. Rather cute.
HOBBIT FACE!!!! (Though he never was a Hobbit, I could imagine him to be one. ^^)
Cut to Eppes-ish residence.
A nice Don-Charlie moment. Don looks as if he wants to check out Charlie's ass. *hehe*
And now have a look at THIS:
Charlie in jeans. Tight jeans. WEAR THEM MORE OFTEN!!!! HOLY LORD!!!! O.O *faints* Now I know why Don wanted to peek!
And now have a closer look at THIS:
Yes, ladies. This is some really nice and wet DON-SKIN!!!! Hear that? That was ME SQUEEEEEEEEE-ing out loud!!
A really nice shot of Charlie. Profile. Mmmmmhhhhh...
Charlie: "Everything is Numb3rs." *sigh*
Yes, Charlie. Even I can see the drops and the sprinkler. I bet Don, who stands right in front of that window can see these things, too! I love you, though. (And again for you seeyouinla!)
*starts singing* "You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful it's truuuue." Close-up Charlie. Hope there's gonna be some more of those shots! That hair, that forehead, those lips... *drools*
Thank God, I am not the only one on this planet who has bad handwriting. Though, mine is even worse. Charlie's has a quite intelligent touch.
Now one of ym fave scene in this epi: The BET-scene, as I like to call it.
Don: "MUAHAHAHAHA! Now I'm gonna trick the genius!!!"
Don: "oh my God! that was totally unexpected!" (secretly: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Charlie: "Anomaly! Anomaly! Anomaly!"
Don: "First spell correctly - then shout!"
Cut to Fed's office.
Don's pissed off. No car yet. Poor David. (Ha! He calls him Sir! XD)
Don's taking over.
Don: "Everybody listen up! David sucked in finding the car! So everyone follow MY ORDERS and FIND THAT F***ING CAR! Thanks for your attention! NOW BACK TO WORK!!!"
Cut to Charlie's office. Watch in awwwwe and silence.
Earphone!Charlie. *squeeeeee*
By the look on his face i think he was jsut listening to Modern Talking.
Charlie: "CRAP!!!!"
CAUTION! Can be danergous when in a hurry and on a bike!
Gotta love Larry. The wrong dimension! ROFL
Don: "Oh God, not another mathematician-who-died-in-duel-story."
Hmmm... He seems to listen very closely to what his mentor has to say.
Oh. Okay. Maybe not. XD
Cut to Fed's office.
Crazy scientist in action. Crazy and adorable. ^^
GASP!!!! OMG! Don's flirting with AMITA!!!!!
Prof!Eppes. How cute. And really nobody has a clue what he is writing down.
ALERT! SLASH MOMENT AHEAD!
Toupee-guy checking out Charlie.
Don: "Hands off, Biatch! He is MINE!"
Chuckle moment of Don. A rare one. But very mcuh appreciated when appears. ^-^
Cut to a parking house. The car FINALLY appeared!
Don: *sniff* *sniff* "Murderer was here."
Dramatic moment. They failed. Now Charlie has to save the day. Great perfomance by every actor in that scene! The slow fading to the sprinkler was a great camera moment.
Cut to Fed's office.
Charlie's voice in background, re-telling us some short facts about differnt cases where killer resided in Hotzone. Charlie could read out a telephone book and I would still be sitting totally fascinated and listening in wonder.
The loudest silence.
Plan B. Hotzone-thingy.
Cut to Eppes-ish residence. Charlie/Amita scene.
How adorable. Just kiss her, will you!
Alan hitting on Charlie's girl. ROFL!
Charlie: "What? Don was flirting with you? That bastard! How dare he flirt with anyone but me?"
Charlie: "Erm... I mean... You look really pretty today, Amita!"
THE HAND!!! Yes, I have a slight hand-feitsh. But look at those hands! Those beautiful, adorbale, hott, hands!
Charlie: "I really didn't mean that Don is really flirting with me, you know...Just a joke..."
Amita: "Yeah. Right."
Cut to Fed's office.
Awwwe. Look at Don. All alone in this big empty office. And suddenly charlie appears! Hmmm. Now, what can two hottass-men do in a huge office like this?
Oooh. Angry Don. Or rather desperate. Love that glare.
What the hell are they looking at? *whistles*
Btw: Did anyone notice it? First episode and anomaly is spelled wrong! ROFL! Well, guess in the 13th episode the circle closes. XD
Cut to Hospital.
Don: "Affair with the ex while engaged? Dumbass."
Cut to Fed's office.
Wow! Charlie's really quick qith that equations! Don's totally amazed adn he can't wait to get home and shag Charlie senseless.
Don:"You're free after we're done here?"
Charlie: "For you, always." *sighs*
Cut to Charlie's office. And then the break-down. Wrong. Everything.
Charlie-Con 3: Tries to persuade Don that equation can't be wrong cause, obviously NUMB3RS NEVER LIE!
Charlie-Con 2: Makes depressed faces and hands start shaking.
Charlie-Con 1: LEAVE ROOM NOW! MATHEMATICIAN TOO DANGEROUS!
Cut to Fed's office.
Toupé-guy scolds Don. Asshole. *hugs her Don*
Terry: "Don't worry, be happy!" Angel-Terry saves Don! ^-^
Cut to Play-Hall. Wet-haired Charlie.
Hottass. Sex on Legs. The walking and talking sex machine. I'm out of words. You got some more? *faints*
Larry tries to persuade Charlie that he is not the best in this game because he's the only one playing it. It's because....... "You look really pretty today, Charlie!"
Cut to Charlie's office.
Awwwwe. You don't suck. That asshole of a muderer-biatch must have simply moved somewhere else!
ALERT! SLASH MOMENT!
Charlie's sad...
...Don's sad.
The connection just works between those guys.
Cut to Eppes-ish residence.
Charlie: "You lost the case because of me?"
Don: "Well, yeah. I wanted to shag you and Toupé-guy forbade it. So I don't run the investigation anymore. Like shaggin during work isn't allowed. Biatch."
In the end team Eppes solves the problem. Two hotzones. And Charlie? Yes, I think he has a slight orgasm in that scene.
Cut to Fed's office.
Don: "See those two hotzones?"
Charlie: "Haha. Very funny."
Don: "Hehe."
And who is the murderer?
Don: "Now way."
Charlie: "Impossible. That would be an anomay!"
Don and Charlie: "IT'S TIM TAYLOR'S LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!"
Cut to Tim Taylor's little brother's house.
Nice shot of Terry. Love her in that scene. KICK SOME BUTT!
One word: Sunglasses. *faints*
Yes, it's him, Don!
Tim Taylor's little brother: *glare*
Terry is searching for victim.
Don: *glares back*
Tim Taylor's little brother: "Crap he can glare better than me! Must run now!"
Don: "NO WAY ASSHOLE!" DOn on action! KAWOOM! Kills murderer! YAY for some gun-action!!!
Terry found the victim, surprisingly enough she's still alive!
Woah. David gut hurt with knive. Blood! Cool.
And in the end Charlie had been right. Totally satisfied with himself.
Happy End. Hottasses from the back. *drools* Have fun! XD
Great 1st episode. Fell totally in love and still am.
Remember: Everything is Numb3rs.
See ya soon!