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[jnolan]

there is absolutely no point in me doing this because i am basically dead, what a tragedy! jimmy eat world just came on my television and it reminded me of my sister. anyway will someone please please please just murder me already, my life is horrible and whoever does it would be doing the world a favor. i'll sell all my possessions to buy you the

Comments

[shirleymanson]

I suppose it'd be odd to feel a little left out that i have never found any fanfic featuring myself wouldn't it?

[jnolan]

oh you are so lucky

[michelle_nolan]

i have been trying to murder you for a while you never let me! i want someone to write a simple plan gangbang featuring me

[jnolan]

you're already the better nolan that would be unfair! that is disgusting ask trigger to do it

[stacy_dupree]

I haven't talked to you yet which is somewhat sad

[jnolan]

i don't talk to anyone so don't feel bad??

[tennesseethomas]

lol

[jnolan]

i thought you hated me