Just got an update on that big storm huddling on Florida's bedskirts,- biding its time. Checked the Emergency web site on Tropical Storms and Other Bad Natural Disasters (Of course natural disaster would imply that it is... Bad. Therefor Bad Natural Disaster is just... stupid.) to make sure that the Off-worlder is alright. (I only know two people ( Read more... )

I should be a comedienne, a la 'Ellen ( Read more... )

OFFWORLDER! Offworlder! offworlderoffworlderoffworlderoffworlderoffworlderoffworlder ( Read more... )

I've just discovered something ( Read more... )

I think I should start a theme group of subject headings ( Read more... )

My girlfriend says I smell like mexican food when I sweat ( Read more... )

I didn't know lesbians were supposed to like cats ( Read more... )