Hello dears!

[joancrawford]

I know it's been ever so long since I've written to my WONderful fans! I have just been so busy stocking up on Mohawk Vodka and writing thank you notes in response to thank you notes in response to thank you notes for the christmas cards from last year

Comments

[over_it]

Oh Joan, I've missed you!

[metromoviestar]

God, Joan. I love you.

Can I come over and pretend to be Clark Gable?

[john_waters]

Joan darling, will you check up on Divine for me? She HAS to be somewhere down there!

Re: is this that same btch lwolfe who called me at work?

[niggerkojack]

hehehehehehe

EAT DIRT DOGBREATH.

[mad_cow]

I'M BACK IN THE RING & READY TO RUMBLE!

[mimique]