Comments | joancrawford: HOT DAMN!!!!!

joancrawford

HOT DAMN!!!!!

Jun 26, 2001 17:56

OoOoOoOoOoooooOOOOooohhhh......

I GOT A REAAAALLLLLLY WET YABBIE!!!!!

SO GO AHEAD AN' CHOCO-BLOCK ME, DANNY, TILL I WALTZ IN YA' BOOT!!!

THEN TAKE OUT 'CHA BOOMAH AND YAHOO ME SERIOUS STYLE, YOU TAZZY BUSHMAN!!!!

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angelboy777 June 26 2001, 17:05:47 UTC

bush?? Im hairless, and proud of it

HOW DARE YOU?!!!!! joancrawford June 27 2001, 15:59:44 UTC

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND SUBMIT TO MY WILL!!!!

AND IF YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, I'LL UNZIP YA STRIDES AND LET YA LOB ALL OVER ME CUCABOROS!!!!

Re: HOW DARE YOU?!!!!! angelboy777 June 28 2001, 15:23:22 UTC

Joan, I think you'd benefit from a good rodgery.
Now bend over!!!!

Paula Poundstone robby June 27 2001, 19:57:23 UTC

I have five children," the comic said during a March gig, according to a review in Springfield, Illinois' State Journal-Register. "To be honest with you, I'm beginning to feel a little bad for Joan Crawford. I have a feeling she said, 'No metal hangers,' several times nicely first."

Re: Paula Poundstone joancrawford June 27 2001, 20:20:34 UTC

Of Course I did! I am a very fair and patient woman!

BESIDES, THAT CRUSTY LITTLE SLUT TINA IS AN ATTENTION WHORE! THAT LITTLE SLIMEWAD IS IN CONSTANT COMPETITION WITH ME!
Love, J.C.

How can she compete? robby June 27 2001, 20:40:18 UTC

She'll never have your looks or talent!

Re: How can she compete? joancrawford June 28 2001, 06:30:44 UTC

Dear mr. Robby,
If only the world were filled with more Intelligent and wise people like yourself, I wouldn't have to deal with tramps like tinacrawford, flapjack_rabbit, and nursewantke!
Love, J.C.

dirty whore slinkyxxx June 29 2001, 19:19:34 UTC

Joan, good OLD Joan. You need to get a life and realize your nothing more than a washed up, over stuffed, geezer. OH oh Meet me at Petrinos! except not, its just plain pathetic, "Joan". Youre just as ugly and run over as your "daughter" Tina. Oh, and you have saggy tits too.
Call me we'll do lunch!

Re: dirty whore joancrawford June 29 2001, 20:43:15 UTC

Or how about not, you ugly excuse for a Neanderthal. Your spelling is atrocious, It's PERINO'S, you slack-jawed yokel. you need to get a life and realize you're nothing to me! Oh, and one more thing.
DON'T FUCK WITH TINA! I SHALL RAM A SPEAR SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, IT WILL STAPLE YOUR BOWELS INTO HELL ITSELF!!!

Back Off allisoff June 29 2001, 20:59:02 UTC

I think you need to back off, you're freaken Phsycho...

Forgot.. allisoff June 29 2001, 21:16:20 UTC

Oh yeah, and your artwork really sucks

Re: Forgot.. slinkyxxx June 29 2001, 23:29:21 UTC

Allison, you're my hero. haha, yea