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joancrawford

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Dec 16, 2002 22:41

This afternoon Carol Ann and Tina went down to the corner market to pick up some more Lux and Rinso. (They were in the midst of daily chores when they ran out ( Read more... )

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psychostalker December 17 2002, 12:28:49 UTC

I'm your number one fan.

Re: joancrawford December 17 2002, 16:41:59 UTC

Thank you for replying to my thank-you note. Things are always hectic around the Holidays, but I'll be sure to give Tina your warmest regards!

Thank you once again! I love all of my fans! You're the ones who have really made me a star!

Love, J.C.

mantis_in_lace December 19 2002, 01:38:54 UTC

Joan I just wanted to tell you I am huge fan of yours, and I added you to my friends list. Please beat Tina with the old dutch can for me, I will be eternally grateful.

Re: joancrawford December 19 2002, 06:53:44 UTC

Dearest heart, don't worry! I have plenty a can of old dutch cleanser with Christina's name written all over it! That nasty little SIDESHOW has been so naughty, I'm going to have to scrub her clean! You're the ones who really made me a STAR!

Love, J.C.

sickofchicken February 13 2003, 09:01:50 UTC

I don't think you're Joan Crawford. Joan would NEVER care that her daughter is a lesbian! I think you're an...imposter. I should know, because I slept with your kid last night, you fat cow.

Re: joancrawford February 13 2003, 23:26:59 UTC

Honey, please. I'd like to see any charlatan pull off tits and a hiney like mine! Not to mention my flawless ivory complexion.
And for the record, I really DON'T care that Tina is a lesbian, I just like to fuck with the little twit. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my pumice stone scrub.

Love, J.C.

sickofchicken April 3 2003, 14:22:51 UTC

I'm so sorry I ever doubted you!

We miss... secretime March 1 2003, 01:40:25 UTC

your sunny smile
your brilliant and biting wit
your shiny hair
your thick, mannish eyebrows
your rubbing-alcohol-laced breath
your cleanliness
your sharply angled shoulder pads
your taut, muscular legs
your lesbian proclivities
your sassy ankle-strap pumps
your splendid parenting skills
your bloated, festering ego...

We miss you, Joan!

Re: We miss... joancrawford March 4 2003, 17:25:40 UTC

And I always miss my wonderful, adoring fans! Thank you so much for the thank-you-note in response to my thank-you-note for your letter. You're all aces!

Love, J.C.