WHY IS IT THAT GENIUSES LIKE MYSELF ARE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WITHIN THEIR OWN TIME????!!!!

OoOoOoOoOoooooOOOOooohhhh......

I GOT A REAAAALLLLLLY WET YABBIE!!!!!

SO GO AHEAD AN' CHOCO-BLOCK ME, DANNY, TILL I WALTZ IN YA' BOOT!!!

THEN TAKE OUT 'CHA BOOMAH AND YAHOO ME SERIOUS STYLE, YOU TAZZY BUSHMAN!!!!

Back by popular demand, here is more of my artwork! It's a picture of Tina when I caught her rummaging through my drawers, wearing my makeup!

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I completed a self portrait of myself!

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I am the greatest thing to ever hit hollywood!

I had a FANTASTIC dinner with italianprincess! She has so much vitality, She's gonna be a smash, I just know it! She'll pummel that crackwhore mad_cow into oblivion before that Bovine slob can say "Kiss my Grits!"

I think that Danny Is cheating on me! WITH THAT LAME EXCUSE OF A DAUGHTER I CALL TINA!!!!SHE HAD BETTER ( Read more... )

I WAS PREGNANT WITH FRANCHOT SEVEN TIMES....

....I lost them all......

:P BYL

Today was simply marvelous!!
tinacrawford and I enjoyed a walk through the park, and signed a few autographs!
Even TINA got asked for her autograph once! I shall have to have a talk with her about flirting....

Then it was off for a private luncheon with my good friend durga_daggrAnd walking on the street, someone told me how much more they prefer me over Bette Davis ( Read more... )

I simply LOVE being a SMASHING success! I CAN'T SEEM TO RUB IT IN ENOUGH!! HAHAHAAA!
CAROLANNE!!!
BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK!!

HEY, YOU! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, talulahbankrupt....YOU'RE UGLY!! HAHAHAAA!

MY NAME'S J.C. AND I'M THE QUEEN OF MEAN
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, OR I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR SPLEEN!!!

IT'S SIMPLY WONDERFUL BEING THE QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!

Love, J.C.

BaRbARRa PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE BARBARA, PLEASE BARBARA-BARBARA PlEeeASe!!!
LEAVE US ALONE, BARBARA! IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, ASK CAROLANNE!!!!!

OHHHH, THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!!!

YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, THEN YOU CAN GO DROWN IN A BUCKET OF BLEACH! I AM THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY OPINION!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN???!!!!