Last night Tina caught me in bed with another hollywood stud. he was, of course, 20 years younger than me!

She is getting just a little too big for her britches....
I know! I shall send her away to Chadwick academy on a work scholarship! That little hussy won't know what's coming to her!

TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FANS, YOU MEAN LIFE AND DEATH TO ME, BABY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL, THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.....YOU WHO HAVE MADE ME A STAR! OH YES, IT WAS THRILLING!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

Hmm, I am getting quite tired of Greg Savit. Maybe I shall go to Perino's tonight and pick up a new man. Greg has outlived his usefulness. He got me what I wanted, therefore he is nothing more than trash to be discarded....
NO! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, GREG! PLEASE...DON'T LEAVE ME!!

I really must speak with tinacrawford about her behavior at the Chadwick academy ( Read more... )

NOW I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!! I WORK AND WORK UNTIL I'M HALF DEAD, AND I HEAR THEM SAY "SHE'S GETTING OLD".....AND WHAT DO I GET? A FAT SHITWAD NAMED MAD_COW CALLING ME A BATTLEAXE! THAT WHORE IS GOING DOWN! I'M GONNA GIVE HER A WIRE HANGER UPPERCUT SHE'LL NEVER FORGET, SLOPPY BITCH!!! and that JESUS FREAK, NURSEWANTKE, GOD ( Read more... )

10. To L.B. Mayer, for working with me tirelessly, UNTIL THAT BASTARD MADE ME LEAVE METRO ( Read more... )

Hollywood Royalty...box office poison.
GOD DAMN SHITHEADS! FANS SHOULD KNOW THE PRICE I PAY......MAYER SHOULD KNOW THE PRICE I PAY!!!!

Today I feel.....Eceptionally seductive.....I think I shall walk down to the harbor and pick up a nice sailor or five....hahaha!!!

One of my many fans, DJ Dena, seems to have captured the essence of diva-the brilliance of estrogen captured forever on an mp3....She shall recieve a personal thank-you note from me...as ALL of my wonderful fans do. If you would like to experience the power of an angry diva, simply have one of your servants go to Napster and download "Mommie ( Read more... )

A crusty old windbag named nursewantke has spoken harsh words to me and my darling daughter tinacrawford! YOU WRINKLY OLD WHORE!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME THE RESPECT THAT I'M ENTITLED TO??? WHY CAN'T YOU TREAT ME THE WAY I'D BE TREATED BY ANY STTRRRRRRRRRANGER ON THE STREET?
THAT'S IT!!!! NOW IM DAMN MAD AT'CHA!!!! IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FACE IN ( Read more... )

ohhhhh........You're a lousy substitute for someone who really cares........Oooooooh.....Tina Darling!
*buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*