Classic Jessica Moments

[joaquin14778]

After reading the moments Jess chose for me, I decided to compile my own list of what I've entitled "Classic Jessica Moments." Each moment is unique specifically to Jessica's character. Unlike her entry, my stories are neither half-truths or contain any frabrications

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[thelonesoda]

Van Damme face

My dad's wife's kids think seeing a squirrel is like seeing a miracle. They are like, "OH MY GOD LOOK A SQUIRREL! LOOK BENSON A SQUIRREL!"

I say something genius like, "Fuck you."