NOOO! Not the Sporks!!!

Jan 11, 2004 00:08


Jobsdhq311 in Boy StoryFrom the whirlwind of whimsy to the language of love, this heart-warming romance, set in a world much like our own, draws the viewer into the journey of soul mates, benblytheus (Jeff Goldblum) and jobsdhq311 (Janeane Garofalo), who find themselves chancing upon buried treasure when the worst scenario one could imagine is triggered by his neglected brother, johnnyreb42k (David Hyde Pierce). Treat yourself, don't see this movie.

Jobsdhq311 in Secret Agent CubedIn this fully-fledged travesty, jobsdhq311 (Emma Thompson) is an undercover mercenary with a pet squirrel. She elects to eliminate leahnicole3785 (Catherine Zeta-Jones) before her nemesis, sweet_november (Meg Ryan), employs her. With guns blazing, she charges into a secret basement, twenty-two days too late. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.

Jobsdhq311 in How to Lose an Election in 10 Daysjobsdhq311 (Kate Hudson) has just one thing wrong in her life. Punctuated by a series of mysterious phone calls, her cabinet is faring badly, and runerspad, her greatest supporter (Jack Nicholson), is being held at ransom by a misguided lobbyist. sacprincess (Lisa Kudrow) organises documented evidence for extortion purposes after attempts are made to ban cutlery. Sporks everywhere become endangered.

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