Comments | jocelynsjungle: My tongue is the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart.

jocelynsjungle

My tongue is the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart.

Jan 26, 2006 14:24

The other day I was riding home from school and as I turned onto this path, passing a telephone pole a large amount of splatter action falls from the sky, nearly hitting me. I stop riding my bike to look up and see the perpetrator seagull glancing it's beady eye down on me. I shook my fist at the terrorist and while my eyes were focused on the ( Read more... )

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Goodness me the_scort January 28 2006, 01:42:27 UTC

Wow, too bad you were asleep for all the great sex action. Thats pretty crazy that your mom heard..... I don't think i could ever look at my mom in the eyes if i was in your position. Tooooo wierd. And hey, if losing your sanity means wicked involuntary eroticism, how can you go wrong!

And that shit bubble thing is so gross and disgusting i'm glad i read it, and did hear it from you for real, otherwise i would have had to punch you for being a gross girl.

Re: Goodness me jocelynsjungle January 30 2006, 20:38:35 UTC

I wonder if involuntary eroticism is some sort of condition. Should I ask my doctor? hahah

anonymous January 28 2006, 23:45:10 UTC

i think i left my belt in your room after jumping out the window.. can you look for it for me?

jocelynsjungle January 30 2006, 20:36:44 UTC

Okay so I should look for the guy (or girl I suppose) with the broken legs to give the belt to? Preeetty sure anyone who jumps out my window would be crippled right now.

littleyee January 29 2006, 02:04:47 UTC

Damn. I wish I had orgasms in my sleep! haha