1. what would you do if i put panda sperm in your milk ( Read more... )

it has to be said, sam and danielle are the loves of my life!

( I should be doing homework right now but instead i'll work on this )

yeayuh. homecoming was last night. just reminding you in case you're a retard and didnt know.
i hung out with my girls and bois(oh avril).
drama drama drama.
i've come to a solution.
no more homecoming=no more eric!

give me a high five tomorrow if you agree!

sam this for you ( Read more... )

me and danielle got our flamingo costumes today ( Read more... )

All this pain I seem to put myself through,
All the ways I find to submit to you
Cat o' nine tails getting old
And I don't know how I got this way
I don't know how much more I wanna take.
A million ways to tame myself and a million nights to try
-Strung Out

it smells like wet dog in my house.
damn you blaze.

eric is going to be my male stripper on my 18'th birthday.
he already gave me a little preview of the lap dance i will be recieving.

i cant wait.

my sister bought a key board and she's playing it incessantly.
needless to say, she SUCKS at it.
i think i'm gonna go pop my ear drums with a q-tip.
...excuse me, i'm off to save myself.