8am

garg

i need to clone myself so i have a proper control group to experiment with

let's see if strong tea makes me sleepy

I needs to make a game called Artificial Scarcity System, explicitly incorporating all the worst practices of various mobile games. Pay money to buy gems to allow you to pay money to buy stars to allow you to pay money to buy hearts! Oh no, babies will drown in puppy drool if you don't save them with hearts! You can mindlessly pop little ( Read more... )

So I have this "sunUp" dawn simulator that powers a max of 400 watts. I just realized I can use forty 60-Watt-equivalent bulbs with it. All aimed directly at my BRAIN.

allegedly it is easier to learn new languages one at a time. but i wonder, if one wants to learn 10 languages, would it be easier to learn them all in parallel? maybe the brain would then treat each language as a mode in a more complicated metalanguage, with part of the grammer being which language was currently in use.

i appear to have spread misinformation on how to behave in earthquakes (getting next to something instead of underneath something).

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/triangle.asp

spiral

i can has conjunctivitis

You are cordially invited to create a B vitamin that doesn't smell and taste horrible.

I now get a headache before finishing a single beer or other drink.

This causes a scowl.

mi español es muy mierda ( Read more... )