Life is good!

[joe_desert_rat]

What can i say, life us good. Christmas is here and it is time to spend with people that you love.

Oh and ashleigh, if your reading this, get a life you nosey little shit.

Happy holidays!!!!

JOSEPH

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Jealous

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Outgoing

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Sensational

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Comments

[bad_hair_days]

Denfinatly Jealous, Proud, and hyper....I don't know about the other ones. Who calls themselves sensational and exquisite? Those are words to describe food....not people.

[bad_hair_days]

"Life US good?" What does that mean?

funny cop joke

[bad_hair_days]

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

this sounded to me like you and me! ha ha ha

[bad_hair_days]

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

I could soooo see someone doing this to you.....

Another Cop Joke

[bad_hair_days]

A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him