bored at work #2
1) My uncle once: got married, and then divorced. like 4 times.
2) Never in my life: have i licked a panda.
3) When I was five: i hated swiss cheese, and olives.
4) High School was: in the past. hopefully it will continue to be that way.
5) I will never forget: that one time you thanked me for coming.
6) I once met: bill monroe. levon helm. john mayer.
7) There's this person I know who: likes to go on road trips.
8) Once, at a bar: i got yelled at for arm wrestling.
9) By noon I'm usually: on lunch.
10) Last night: i slept for like nineteen hours.
11) If I only had: an education, i would probably be an english teacher.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: it will be for my funeral.
13) Terri Schiavo: has only herself to blame.
14) I like: breakfast for dinner.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: jason's desk. jason isn't there. jason got punched in the face once, and his jaw broke.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: the printer and the pepsi machine. we need a coke machine, dammit. or RC.
18) In grade school: i wore glasses.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: mercutio. naw, eff that.
20) By this time next year: i'll be getting ready to go back to school.
21) A better name for me would be: there is no better name for me.
22) I have a hard time understanding: how power and hate just feed off of each other.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: hopefully not fail.
24) You know I like you if: i kick you in the shins?
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself. 'cos without me, how would i have won?
26) I hope that: you don't invite me. 123456789. once in germany, someone said "nein!"
27) Take my advice: don't ever invite the beer bear.
28) My ideal breakfast is: grits or mcgann's steel cut irish oatmeal, waffles or french toast (or french toast waffles?), bacon (i'd like to say sausage, but it's just never as good as it seems like it would be), eggs over medium, toast, fresh strawberries.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "daughter" by pearl jam.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: mimmo's pizza. with garlic as a topping. funny that i still think of elmhurst as my hometown.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: uhh, always get me down?
32) Why won't anyone: come with me to boston next week?
33) If you spend the night at my house: wait for me to clean off the bed.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: uhh, who am i marrying?
35) The world could do without: evil supervillains.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: swim in a sea of bees.
37) My favorite blonde is: i dunno. does jen ragsdale count?
38) Paper clips are more useful than: the clapper.
40) And by the way: bob's your uncle.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: played video games until dawn.
42) My grandmother always: fights intestinal cancer.
ANYWHO.
boston in a few days. before that i need to clean my car, and get an oil change & maybe a tuneup.
should i bring my guitar?
looks like i'll be staying at the holiday inn in somerville. is there anything i should know?