"...Sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion Party regulations, idol worship, inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to 'counter-culture' movement, beards are not allowed except with special permission from Pastor Smith himself, long earrings on women, use of tampons is strictly prohibited, men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging, possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single men over the age of 65), failure to identify oneself to a church authority, witchcraft, dancing and/or skipping bla bla bla" How much of these things are applicable to you? HaHaHa... This tampon stuff is also very good! The finger of the devil, huh? That's nice! HeHe... This is just joke, right?
That's scary. Once I saw something on TV which was also pretty weird. There was this American small-town. And its mayor was really worried about the increment of the crime rate. She came to the conclusion that satan is in her town. So the best thing to do was to banish him by putting up stakes all around the city. "Go away satan we don't want to have you here!" or something like that was written on these stakes. Even the police officer said that this is the only thing to make their city secure again! They are such srewballs! Retarded? In the Middle Ages here in Europe? Did you know that Christians burned "witches" to this time?
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This tampon stuff is also very good! The finger of the devil, huh? That's nice! HeHe...
This is just joke, right?
:-)
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sad isnt it...
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Once I saw something on TV which was also pretty weird. There was this American small-town. And its mayor was really worried about the increment of the crime rate. She came to the conclusion that satan is in her town. So the best thing to do was to banish him by putting up stakes all around the city. "Go away satan we don't want to have you here!" or something like that was written on these stakes. Even the police officer said that this is the only thing to make their city secure again! They are such srewballs! Retarded? In the Middle Ages here in Europe? Did you know that Christians burned "witches" to this time?
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