The Seventh Hole is legendary!!!!!

[joebankey]

I could not believe this when I saw it in the paper today, but the Register Guard Outdoor section compiled a list of the top holes at Public Golf Courses within an hour drive of Eugene. The purpose was to construct a perfect 18 holes based on the courses around us. I quickly looked for ones that I had played and as it turned out, I had played 10 of

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[magneseum]

Any new 7th hole news, by the way?

[joebankey]

well, as you probably know, Tim is not the best provider for meaty gossip on the golf course. However, if you prod him with questions then you might get something funny out of him. So with that in mind, Alan Peters asked him whether there were any hot girls at Berkeley. Tim responded by telling us about the two girls directly below him, who complained that Tim was making a racket above them. Being the perverted minds that we all are, we decided to have fun with it and take it the wrong way to mean that Tim was getting it on!!!! When we started ragging him about it, he said: "no no! It was my roommate!" We lost it then. I still don't think Tim knows what "Raucous noise" could mean when filtered through dirty souls like John, myself, and Alan.