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[joebartlett]

Hey, this is Joe's cell phone...which is probably dead as Abe Lincoln because the battery sucks, or I'm in class, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Assuming the phone's not dead, in which case it may be a while. Later.

Comments

[neversee_inside]

Motherfucker, you don't call me back in ten seconds of getting this shit? I will cut you. I'm not fucking kidding.

Asshole.

Bye.

[stanford_ho]

Yo, Joe Rock Star! It's your sister, douche! Gimme a call, will ya? A) I miss you, and B)Peter says you're a douche and told your girlfriend you love her online.

You seriously have to call me more often. You lose. Epic fail, bro.

Anyway, that's it. I need coffee, and I'm at the coffee cart. Byee!