My options....

1. Work.... (I'm always going to work) *sigh*
2. Join Christine's fuck buddy club.... I'm pushin for ya Chris, You'll get some tang soon, just keep acting cute.
3. Sleep...
4. Walk away from the bridge and see if it follows....
5. Work some more.... Damn work sucks.... How am I ever going to get a tan?

What it means to different ages....

1-7 "Mommy I want something"

8-14 "Lets make out"

15-25 "I want to get in your pants"

26-40 " Lets get married and have children"

40+ "Help me get out of my pants, I need to change my diaper"

*munch munch much*
Me: "Mmmmm this is good"
*crunch munch munch*
Jenny: "Can I have some?"
Me: "Sure"
Jenny: "*crunch munch crunch*"
Me: "You know that's not new bean dip..."
Jenny: "It isn't?"
Me: "Nope... I just scraped the mold off the top layer"
Jenny: (runs to the sink and throws up)

1. Time to go back to work ( Read more... )

Brand New Day ( Read more... )

Here a carapace I hold in my hand
once the treasure of my little land
Something I hold has gone away
I wish I wasn't so blind to see
That something I wanted didn't want me
Figureative speech is gay
You choose your life.... I'll choose mine......

You come to my house.... drunk
You make Your case to me... drunk
I know what I've done, I know how I feel...
Respect the way I feel or move on with your life....

.....I on the outside am a very stable person, on the inside I'm turned inside out over ( Read more... )

well... I hate me... anybody else hate me?.... Yeah Fuck you Too Bebe....

A whole in my heart ( Read more... )