dis bitch steps up, i’m smackin da ho

[joecollege]

i was cleaning my room today, and came across asurprising amount of post-it notes with messages i have wrote to myself. i wrote most of them stoned, but some were kinda fun, others more serious. thought i'd share

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[xcollegelifex]

hey, i'm bored! let's bro down.

[joecollege]

cool. here's my # if you didn't already have it 253 347 5483

and ps, you owe me one trip into the eggroom, or $5 in sexual favors (dollar a minute, anything goes)

[bourbon]

-""git 'er dun" is the "i'm rick james, bitch" of south king county"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOOOOO TRUE

[joecollege]

teachout, you need to come visit me with reina sometime soon, i need to rip some of your music for my party cd's, i'll talk to her.

[vocedielysium]

uw drama = cute girls + dumpy bitches + ugly straight guys
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! IT'S TRUE!
ooooooooooooh
toooooo baaaaad I'm a dumpy bitch...

[joecollege]

again, probably wrote it stoned, and you aren't a dumpy bitch.

[vocedielysium]

well I ain't cute and I'm not a guy... guess I could be in the wrong dept :-P

you're really insightful when you're high. you should write a book.
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[joecollege]

aren't we all, you should try it sometime!