what u gon' do wit all that breast, all that breast inside yo shirt?

[joecollege]

so yesterday was the first day of school. i only had one class, which was canceled after 20 minutes. then i found legit free food, and had the pleasure of watching keiko 'backin it up' while wearing a tiger costume. ironically, later that day i earned my liquor liscence, only later to see countless washington state liquor laws blatently broken

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[bourbon]

i'm so jealous of your day..
though my night consisted of free sake, sushi, free ice cream, lapdances from a stripper dressed as a security guard, strawberry margaritas & cake, and getting hit on by some military guy. so... we're even?? i still think you win though.

[joecollege]

did i mention that me and julie got to squirt down the boys at the wet underwear contest??? zing bitch, that's better than free cake any day.