Wow this is accurate

[joel_bolanos]

How to make a JOEL_BOLANOS
Ingredients:

1,000,000,000 parts salt

1,000,000,000,000,000 parts ocean whater

1 part Cuban
Method:
Combine in the Caribbean Sea. Stir well and add one or two half deflated soccerballs.

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Comments

[pickle1]

wow that's creepily insane! who comes up with this stuff? are there like professional livejournal stalkers out there? ::shudder::