And Now For Something Completely Different...

[joeletaxi]

It was late at night and i was eating my last bowl of Cream Of Wheat. I was feeling the gentle warmth of the slightly gritty yet wonderfuly smooth subtance go down my throat when these fine words came into my head...so i wrote them down and this was the result:

A Cream Of Wheat Love Ballad

CREEEEEEAM of WHEAT

CREEEEEEAM of WHEAT

All Night Long I Eat

Comments

[modminx]

I think that song was the single most inspiring thing I have heard in this lifetime. I personally prefer to mix cream of with a little brown sugar. Cream of is the substance born from fallen gods and unicorns' hooves.

[joeletaxi]

omg, i do that too..only ive been using the splenda brown sugar mix

i also like to use calorie free maple syrup...its so beautiful

there are just so many things you could possibly mix cream of wheat with...lets think of more.

(and doesnt the warmth make you feel better?)

[modminx]

mmmm! u could mix hotties with it and have a serious feast.

[herewithme]

Love your long hair!

[joeletaxi]

:) :)