Holy fucking shit ( Read more... )

This is long, but it's hella freaky and it really happened ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm dressing as Dr. Frank N Furter for Halloween this year. I've been trying to practice walking in these freaking shoes. Man, oh, man. Six-inch platform/pump/heels/whatever you call 'em are NO PICNIC. They're not like stilettos or anything; they've got a pretty thick heel, but they still suck. These have got to be the most uncomfortable ( Read more... )

As most of you know, I am quite fond of strawberry soda ( Read more... )

I'm in the dooms of reception this morning. Ugh. This just happened. Most of it is accurate... I only made up some.ME: "Thank you for calling [our company name ( Read more... )

List ten things you want to say to 10 people.
1. Don't say who the people are.
2. Feel free to comment, but I'm not confirming or answering anything here.
3. Tag 5 people to do the same.1. I'm glad you guys can talk and laugh again ( Read more... )

So, since everybody and their mom needs directions, I'm sending them out via bulletin! Here are some other bits of info, too.
~J

Come one, come all!
Wtf: Birthday party for me.
Where:My house, yo. (Directions below.)
When: This Saturday night, the 22nd. Sevenish to whenever.

RSVPs are nice but not required.
Please BYOB.
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (She got the way to be moving me.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (TV is gay.)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Word.)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Ooh, wee, ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly.)
× I love to play video games.  (Only Night ( Read more... )

I have the coolest friends ever.

I have friends who do things like...Randomly send me a FedEx full of Lik-A-Stix just because they know I like them ( Read more... )