I came up with this list after a wee get together I had on Saturday ( Read more... )

Everyone please be safe tonight (and every night.) Don't drink and drive.

Take a cab. It's cheaper than a DUI.

Sleep on someone's couch. It's better than sleeping for all eternity.

Use your head. It's better than losing it.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

~Joel

This Friday I may be doing some drunken dialing. Is there anyone who for sure wants a phone call on St. Patrick's Day?

My phone works again ( Read more... )

You Are Las Vegas
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Okay, my brother is now officially in his late twenties ( Read more... )

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Some of you may have noticed something ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't been around much, all. It seems like that's all I ever post anymore, eh? I'mnot getting rid of this page, like most would, though. I'll have free time again, someday. I swear ( Read more... )

This is a good one. Not sure if it's real... but it'd be cooler if it was ( Read more... )