Also, other world leaders have already expressed disgust with Bush's foreign policy, that's not news, Joe.
It's a time to fight against terrorism? They consider themselves freedom fighters from an imperial democracy, just as the Sons of Liberty were considered terrorists against Britain. It's all a matter of perspective... Our foreign policy needs to change; the govt should've never gotten us into this mess. Ah well, people die but war is good for the economy, isn't it? :\
My imaginary conversation with BushstevenrwolfeMarch 16 2004, 12:08:53 UTC
Me: So George, are there, or were WMD during the time of conquerization, er, invasion of Iraq? Bush: Yes, in fact there were. Me: Ok, where? Bush: I'm not at liberty to say. Me: Hmm, how ironic. Ok, next topic. How's the CIA planning on infiltrating Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, North Korea, and virtually every other country in the world to attain vital information needed to stop terrorist attacks like the one last week in Spain? Bush: Who cares about this planet, we're looking towards the Moon, and Mars, and building colonies on those spherical floating orbs in the sky. We, as a people, need to broaden our horizons. Me: Ooooook, next topic. Bush: Actually, I have to cut this short. Me and Cheney are gonna fly out to an aircraft carrier and proclaim the war on terror over. Me: Wait, wasn't there a terrorist attack last week? Bush: Not in my country.
Re: My imaginary conversation with BushusethebackdoorMarch 17 2004, 11:06:13 UTC
Very awesome Steve! Yay....although you might have used too large of a vocabulary for dear old Bushie. "spherical floating orbs" yeah, seems too smart for a guy who thinks Africa is a nation. :)
P.S. Hooray for Spain! They saw what was wrong with their government and changed it. Something this country needs desperately. Wasn't it our beloved Thomas Jefferson who proclaimed that there should be a revolution every 10 years?
Re: My imaginary conversation with BushstevenrwolfeMarch 17 2004, 15:05:09 UTC
Thank ya, ma'am. As for the vocab, I tried to give it that "he didn't write it, but it came out of his mouth anyway" feel. But keep in mind, this is an IMAGINARY conversation, and in an IMAGINARY piece, you can get anyone to say anything. Watch. Me: Hey Tyra, wanna have sex? Tyra Banks: Sure, you're so hot. I've waited for this forever.
well said jigga joe
anonymous
March 16 2004, 22:33:06 UTC
excellent imaginary conversation with kerry. he's totally going down in novemb. two very enthusiastic thumbs up - one from me and one from the schwarzenegger press office. :)
thought provoking...
anonymous
March 17 2004, 18:49:28 UTC
Dear joemar,
I stumbled across your livejournal entry, and I couldn't help but be intrigued and impressed by your latest entry.
John Kerry is not the best democratic candidate for presidency. In fact, he could possibly be worse than Al Gore, and we need someone to express this.
On behalf of the Democrats Against Kerry campaign, we would like for you to contribute an essay to our May publication. I didn't know how else to contact you, so I hope you read this post.
Sincerely,
Robert F. Worthington Chairman for Democrats Against Kerry (202) 494-3183 rworthington@emblementerprises.com
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And I do think Kerry is kind of a douche, but I'd rather him than Bush.
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Also, other world leaders have already expressed disgust with Bush's foreign policy, that's not news, Joe.
It's a time to fight against terrorism? They consider themselves freedom fighters from an imperial democracy, just as the Sons of Liberty were considered terrorists against Britain. It's all a matter of perspective... Our foreign policy needs to change; the govt should've never gotten us into this mess. Ah well, people die but war is good for the economy, isn't it? :\
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ps. Bush is an asshole.
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Bush: Yes, in fact there were.
Me: Ok, where?
Bush: I'm not at liberty to say.
Me: Hmm, how ironic. Ok, next topic. How's the CIA planning on infiltrating Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, North Korea, and virtually every other country in the world to attain vital information needed to stop terrorist attacks like the one last week in Spain?
Bush: Who cares about this planet, we're looking towards the Moon, and Mars, and building colonies on those spherical floating orbs in the sky. We, as a people, need to broaden our horizons.
Me: Ooooook, next topic.
Bush: Actually, I have to cut this short. Me and Cheney are gonna fly out to an aircraft carrier and proclaim the war on terror over.
Me: Wait, wasn't there a terrorist attack last week?
Bush: Not in my country.
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P.S. Hooray for Spain! They saw what was wrong with their government and changed it. Something this country needs desperately. Wasn't it our beloved Thomas Jefferson who proclaimed that there should be a revolution every 10 years?
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Me: Hey Tyra, wanna have sex?
Tyra Banks: Sure, you're so hot. I've waited for this forever.
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-molly :)
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I stumbled across your livejournal entry, and I couldn't help but be intrigued and impressed by your latest entry.
John Kerry is not the best democratic candidate for presidency. In fact, he could possibly be worse than Al Gore, and we need someone to express this.
On behalf of the Democrats Against Kerry campaign, we would like for you to contribute an essay to our May publication. I didn't know how else to contact you, so I hope you read this post.
Sincerely,
Robert F. Worthington
Chairman for Democrats Against Kerry
(202) 494-3183
rworthington@emblementerprises.com
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Joe, what happened to my other post?!?!?!?!
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