Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

[joemorf]

I should be sleeping off the effects of last evening's debauchery. (I think that much trifle earns one a food coma, nevermind the Oatmeal Stout and Irish Coffee). And I would be blissfully passed out here in the guest bedroom but for one thing: the deeply primal sense that warns of being stared at.

Generations of soft living may have bred it out of

Comments

[ashoe]

*dies laughing*

Happy New Year, indeed!

[joemorf]

"Blood! Blood! It's not funny!"

~j

[gatcat]

>...waiting to be eaten by a tiger.

There are worse ways to go.

[joemorf]

Yes! Being pecked to death by ducks leaps to mind...

~j

[redstorm]

He looks about your speed. ;)

[joemorf]

He's moving at the speed of Frank even now. It's truly terrifying!

~j

[towering_tart]

Aw, so cute!
*cuddles*