Tax man.

[joenothin]

I had to go to the tax man, aka The Accountant, aka George, on Monday. I have to say, I resent the hell out of our government proclivity towards creating tax codes so complex I have to hire someone to figure it out for me. I mean, I'm not the brightest bulb on the porch, by any means. However, I'm not burnt out. I still gotta flicker. But when I do

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[garuda_cali]

Voodoo, we need to find some chickens to kill tonight and roll around naked in the blood. I did tht last year and got a great return. What sucks is I walked around like a zombie for days, ahh, Zombies, tonight my friend, DAWN OF THE DEAD!

[joenothin]

Hmmm, rolling around in chicken blood helps with taxes? Wow, normally I do that as part of a complex exfoliation. Didn't even know I could write it off...

Brains!!!

[garuda_cali]

It apeases the Gods AND tightens the pores.

[joenothin]

Have you ever noticed how hot those Santaeria chicks are?!? Their skin simply glows!