Comments | joenothin: Taint Butter On Toast

joenothin

Taint Butter On Toast

Mar 31, 2004 08:29

I was out to lunch with a friend from work yesterday, when a very attractive woman walked into the restaurant. We both paused in a moment of silence out of respect, then my friend turns to me and says, "I want some of that taint butter on toast."

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dragonshyne March 31 2004, 08:55:41 UTC

That reminds me of the Butter Face we saw at the airport, luggage claim area.

Cute, cute bod. Wearing a white J-Lo type sweatsuit, showed a good 18" of bare belly. Tummy to die for. But OMG! Awesome body, Butter face......

joenothin March 31 2004, 11:09:23 UTC

Yeah, that kind of butter is different from the taint butter though. A J-lo Sweatsuit... hmmm... butter face sans fashion sense.

maximumthrust March 31 2004, 10:04:42 UTC

Toast?!?!?!

Baby, what I got won't fit on some crackly piece of charred bread.

You'd need an entire LOAF to spread me out.

joenothin March 31 2004, 11:14:57 UTC

lol... whole wheat! No Wonder.

maximumthrust March 31 2004, 11:49:20 UTC

Don't worry about the Carbs, baby. There are fun ways to burn off calories.

Roll roll roll roll in zee hay! OOOOOOOOFffh!