now what?

[joenothin]

I gots a blister on my pinky toe.

Comments

How'd you manage that feat?

[maximumthrust]

There's only one thing to do.

Amputate.

Since you have the PPO and not the EPO, three selections to choose from:

Plan A -Amputation by running over said limb several times with a Saab.

Plan B -Dental floss tourniquette - leave it on till the thing grows black and nasty till you can just flip it off with a snap of your fingers.

Plan C -Authorizing a GOP candidate to gnaw it off.

Hope it heals. The ones I hate are on the back on the heel. ARRGGHHH paper cuts on the tongue (don't ask - won't tell) Glad to see your beautiful baldness in here.

Re: How'd you manage that feat?

[joenothin]

well, I can't really go into how I managed that foot.. um feat. All I can say is that it involved several farm animals and a penguin.

I think I like Plan B the best. Mainly because it's the simplest, and I don't like the idea of a politician sucking on my toes... just not my kink.

Little Feat

[maximumthrust]

Maybe you're eligible for medicinal margaritas?