You Knew it was coming!!! Dialogue from Family Guy, Passion of the Christ 2!!!

[joeoak1]

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Narrator: In the year 33AD…

Apostle 1: The Messiah! He’s gone!

Apostle 2: Where did he go?

*enter Jesus*

*Jesus puts on sunglasses*

Jesus: (driving a car) hang on

Chris Tucker: Man you crazy Jesus, YOUR CRAZY!

Jesus: That’s what my Ex-wife said

Chris Tucker: For the son of God, you sure are a son of a…

Jesus/Chris: WOOOOOOOOOOO

*Car jumps through

Comments

[child_of_scorn]

That was great. I might actually go see that one if it ever comes out.