Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.  I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...

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I miss somebody right now
I don't watch much TV these days
I love olives
I love sleeping
I own a lot of books
I wear glasses or contact lenses
I love to play video games
I've tried marijuana
I've watched porn movies
I've been in a threesome
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
I believe honesty is usually the best policy
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                        Marriage Humor

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers ( Read more... )

Wow, I am surprised to see that some people can be so hypocritical. Like when someone critisizes you for thinkning a certain way and then shows you that they think the exact same way. whatever . . . I don't wanna deal with any of this crap anymore.

1 - AP Chem ( Read more... )

When this began ( Read more... )

Solve the puzzle by saying them out loud, over and over until you "hear" the answer. Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place ( Read more... )

Everybody knows that he is gonna steal the show ( Read more... )

Your Love Style Is...
Caring!

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