I couldn't resist ....

[joereaves]

I have to share this with you guys. Although I rather hope it doesn't give any of you bunnies and I deny all responsibility for anything this inspires.

Sooo, I downloaded a book. And, well frankly, I have no words for it so I'm simply going to paste the blurb here for you all.

Comments

[lukadreaming]

*Howls*

That's classic! I nominate fififolle to take the idea and run!

[joereaves]

I was expecting some kind of cliche m/m police partner storyline. I was not expecting magic foreskin.

[fififolle]

Me?? It would be dub-con!!!

Like that's the weirdest thing about this, LOL!

[joereaves]

LMAO. I promise you this is not a normal feature of foreskins :D

[fififolle]

And you know this how? LOL!

[joereaves]

Well OK that's true I just assume it's not normal but I don't really know for sure if the foreskins I've encountered have been magical lol.

[louisedennis]

Wait? What happens if he "cock docks" with someone innocent? Or am I misinterpreting what that phrase implies?

[joereaves]

Presumably his foreskin doesn't tingle and he knows to let them go although how exactly he explains to anyone else *why* he is unarresting the suspect I do not know.

And I refuse to explain cock docking to you. Luka or Fifi can do it :D

[louisedennis]

But presumably they remember everything 'cos it's only when they're guilty that they get brain-wiped. Or does his foreskin tingle before the cock-docking and so if it doesn't tingle he knows not to cock dock a confession out of them.

[joereaves]

I can send you the book to find out if you really care lol. It's him climaxing which appears to wipe their memories - I do not know if that is dependent on them being guilty.

[lil_shepherd]

Oh, my aunt! I thought I'd seen everything...

This can't be American, surely, seeing as a large majority of American men are, for reasons best known to the US medical profession, circumcised.

[joereaves]

That's a good point, but from the language it sounded American to me - there's a sequel too which felt like it was dealing with US cops. It could be some kind of alternate fantasy world though because I haven't got further than the blurb lol.

[lil_shepherd]

Sort of sounded American to me, too, but it might be pretending...

[joereaves]

It could be an author from somewhere other than the US writing in a US setting, that might explain it.

[bigtitch]

I think no words are needed past 'magical foreskin'.

ROTFLMAO!!!

[joereaves]

Which is good because I couldn't possibly find any to do justice to this.