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Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (116), and liquor (52).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

Seriously, every time I try to write this blog, something goes wrong and it gets deleted. Anyways, I am procrastinating. It is almost midnight and I need to have read the communist manifesto (or at least have spark noted it) and write a paper and do yet more reading for tomorrow. How do I get myself into these kinds of messes? Anyways I guess I ( Read more... )

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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80% Orderliness |||||| 23% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious || 10% Hedonism ||||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in quite a while. So, yesterday was quite a day. I finished watching, The Deer Hunter, and cried, a lot. After drying my tears, I went to P.F. Chang's at the Westchester. However there was a 45 minute wait, so Jaime opted to catch up on some reading, we proceeded to wander around the snootiest, upscale, overpriced shithouse ever. ( Read more... )

TEN FIRSTS ( Read more... )

1. initials: JSS ( Read more... )

i guess calling someone a "chink whorebag" is rather caustic these days. Things have gotten at least interesting though. i was rather upset today because of the related fallouts. I guess i am not welcome in brighton. So i called my buddy over and we made martinis. He left with much haste, leaving me to my drunkeness in solitude. In my half cocked ( Read more... )

1) The Negroes in the forest brightly feathered ( Read more... )

best _____ of the year ( Read more... )