The other day, I had some really great waffles. They had strawberries, and, um, walnuts on them. The waiter, he, he didn't bring me any butter, with my waffles, and, well I was thinking about asking for some butter. But, you know, if you ask for butter, you're gonna feel like a real fat ass...so I didn't ask for any butter. Umm...They were really ( Read more... )

Far off

And I wanted it to be thunder
I wanted it to pour
to become drenched

As the room became darker

It's beautiful, it's mine. I didn't do it by myself, but it sure as hell doesn't belong to you. My new LiveJournal is beautiful. Thanks a lot to Rachelle, for being the creative genius...well, when it comes to LJ, Ashley for being able to speak code because she's a robot, and to the community from which I stole this background ( Read more... )

<3 <3 <3 Joe <3's Rachelle <3 <3 <3

Mmmhmmmmmmmm.... Youse guys best believe it!!

Whores.

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Today I had orientation for my new job at McDonald's. Man, I love Mcdonald's...It's my favorite place to be. When I grow up into a real man, I want to be a McDonald's manager!! Yea, then I hung out with the most incredible, beautiful, most intelligent woman in the world, Ashley. I went and picked her up from her house in the pouring rain, 'cause I ( Read more... )

poop

I wish Eric was here so that I could tell him stuff that I can't say online to people who are going to hear it that aren't him because he deserves to hear it himself. It's the kind of thing no one but him should hear because it's something special. It's not fair that I'm stuck in a city of romance without you. I want to cuddle in the grass in front ( Read more... )

Hey hos ( Read more... )

--Piercings = no ( Read more... )

This is Ashley updating Joe's journal for him. Joe's walking around the room, and dancing and being gay. Nothing new. He looks funny today. I think it's because his hair is parting the way I hate. Now he's fixing it...yay! Nevermind he didn't. But he should. He scares me when his hair is parted to the side. He looks like an emo fuck. joe shaved his ( Read more... )