I never smoked crack. I probably should have, and meth, too, while I was driving cab ( Read more... )

So I take the weekly Heartside Shuttle to Meijer's because it's Bridge Card Day. I prepare well by bringing luggage and a carry on. The drive there was uneventful. I get to Meijer's and spend $175, enough for a months worth of food. That's a lot of food, probably 100-120lbs worth, a full shopping carts worth. I do this because I am wildly ( Read more... )

Hi. I still love you, LJ.

I paid hookers ( Read more... )

you should post naked pics of your damn selves on my live journal since noone is paying any attention anyway.

oh wow like its 2005 and stuff

If you don't want to read about an interesting bathroom excursion, then read no farther.
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How can I be ( Read more... )

America,

We shall once again all sit around the picnic table
at the park by the lake
to eat potato salad and hot dogs
in 1960

when the sun is shining
and the leaves never fall.

Time is circular.

I was a Chinese Man until the Han got me down ( Read more... )