Comments | joetheguy: So much past inside my present

joetheguy

So much past inside my present

Jan 15, 2009 21:15

Sooooo.... Chicago is looking like a no-go. It's just not financially feasable for someone like me. $80K for school? I just don' t have that. Still, that was just Plan A... I have a Plan B ( Read more... )

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jackofsaxons January 16 2009, 08:35:56 UTC

I'll teach you how to write for a box of Cracker Jacks and some Red Vines! It goes something like this...

First, starve yourself by eating cardboard byproducts such as Ramen Noodles.
Reading up on a bunch of stuffy old self-important asshats.
Pick up an addiction. This can be chemical, behavorial or otherwise.
Spend tons of cash on school. "Get educated" on things you though you didn't know.
Graduate. Realize you're no better off for all the money you spent.
Get unemployed, work at a Dick's Sporting Goods for 45 years.
Die.

Heck, I can save you the trouble of all that and just knock you over the head right now with a shovel?!

joetheguy January 16 2009, 15:01:50 UTC

Quiet, you!

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joetheguy January 16 2009, 15:03:59 UTC

Yeah, as interesting as the program in Chicago is, when weighed against the cost of not just school but moving there and living there... it's just too much. I think I'm in debt a whooping 100 something $ and that alone irritates me... 80k would send me up a bell tower with a rifle.

prismkitty February 1 2009, 20:33:33 UTC

Yeah, Chicago is crazy expensive. I was wondering how you were going to swing the money, especially since you said you wanted to live alone and not have a roommate.

Plus, they have all that corruption. You'd have too many evil overlords to compete with. In Indy, you have much more space to flex your creative evil mastermind muscles. You gotta think about these things.