Super slugger Sammy Sosa slapped Santa silly, sadly singing several silly sailor shanties suspiciously sounding socialist. I could go on but I... won't. I've kissed the Blarney Stone, you know.
Or perhaps it's that YOUR MORTAL SHELLS CAN NOT CONTAIN THE DARK, BITTER WINDS THAT BLOW THRU THE CORE OF ALL WOMEN!! MWUAHAHAHA!! More likely it's the bra thing. Yeah. But you know... if you don't wear one, the terrorists win... a complete matching luggage set! Time for the Showcase Showdown... and holy fuck do I need to shut up and go to bed.
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Yeah, snuggles are very missable things. Smooches, snuggles, and sex. (yay, alliteration!) Soup? Snakes? Sorbet and Saris? Snacks!!
Perhaps our bras are all cutting off our circulation?
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Or perhaps it's that YOUR MORTAL SHELLS CAN NOT CONTAIN THE DARK, BITTER WINDS THAT BLOW THRU THE CORE OF ALL WOMEN!! MWUAHAHAHA!! More likely it's the bra thing. Yeah. But you know... if you don't wear one, the terrorists win... a complete matching luggage set! Time for the Showcase Showdown... and holy fuck do I need to shut up and go to bed.
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