Im ill.

This should happen when I speak to people.

Me: I'm not feeling well.
Other person: Would you like some nice warm tomato soup?
Me: No thankyou, but i appreciate the offer. It has warmed my cockles.

It hasnt happened.

Beth understands my woes. oh woe.

DB:"Vince, Vince, come over here"
Vince:"Who's that"?
DB:"This is David Bowie"
Vince:"What's wrong with your voice"?
DB:"I'm standing on a lozenge"
Vince:"Eh"?
DB:"Let's dance"

genius, pure genius

The best thing ever just happened. I just came home from band practise and my dad told me the best thing ever ( Read more... )

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I'm feeling like I've been followed by a police helicopter for days now, it seems to be everywhere I go. I got on a bus on thursday with it hovering above me and when I got off the bus it was still above me buzzing about, like a cocky bee. Or a megalomaniac kestrel ( Read more... )

im gettin weary of having to make a new pair of underwear every morning from old crisp packets and dental floss. while at first you seem unique and creative it quickly becomes tiresome and ive grown to wish i hadnt given all my clothes to a donkey sanctuary. although i look rather dashin in a coat made from cooked lasagne sheets and using 2pence ( Read more... )

ive ran out of bitter lemon, well ive only got low calorie left but im untrusting of it.

most people wouldnt find this a major issue in there lives but most people dont like bitter lemon.

i need a life.

It's the best game ever is abe's oddysee. it has everything. well it doesnt. but its got alot. anyone who has a pc or playstation should have it. doesnt matter if its a crap pc youve got coz its mega old but still ace. and it costs under a fiver. you cant go wrong ( Read more... )

Ain't posted in quite some time so why not. this very moment in time im ace because ive got some rocking good music on the ol' headphones and i shall rock my way through the night ( Read more... )

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