Distance

[joewasnthere]

Since moving to Orlando i've been measuring time and distance in cigarettes. For example, my sister lives about a cigarette away, or, it's about a half-a-pack to Goldenrod. I find this more appealing than the typical "mile" or "minute" and would prefer it if the next time one of you are giving me directions you'll use it.

Comments

[zanilyxandu]

JOE?????????

It's Cat

[distorted_info]

one cigarette takes me five minutes
uh.. i just thought you should know that,
maybe thats how the time could be measured

[joewasnthere]

yeah well for some poeple it's shorter or longer SAM

ps: I love you