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[joewonderbread]

This letter came from a devout yet infuriated reader from Springfield

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despicable

[anonymous]

Entry Word: despicable
Function: adjective
Text:
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Synonyms: CONTEMPTIBLE, beggarly, cheap, despisable, mean, pitiable, scummy, scurvy, shabby, sorry, disgraceful, disreputable

the truth is, you nearly tried to rape that poor girl. when somebody brings it up, you pretend that either "it was the alcohol" or "she wanted it" when neither is true. the best part is that you know what you did was wrong, thats obviously why you took that previous entry out of your journal. you are a disgrace to nearly everybody that has ever talked to you or somewhat known you. you will go nowhere in life if you stay the way you are now. you will never have true friends or a girlfriend if you dont shape up, so i suggest doing just that.

You should've plagerized the title of my senior paper, "Everything In This Is Wrong..."

[joewonderbread]

such harsh words from someone that I probably don't even know. you fancy me as a creep while you yourself keep bringing up a story which obviously you don't know anything about. to talk about one-sided, surely this is a framed interpretation of what you believe. going as far as calling me a rapist, you must have no shame for what you think. the nerve of you to do such a thing. comparing me to a monster, a low down, filthy, perverse individual. shame on you. I suggest that if you want to keep badgering my name, you do it to my face rather than as the shadow or a figure of anonimity. hopefully one day you'll come out of that tower you're sitting in and quit your naysaying. but until then will you be wrong; for I am no trecherous villian that lurks in hopes of taking advantage of people. and as far as friends go, i do have a set of true friends. and they think this is horseshit as well because they know what I really am. they know me as the quiet person that actually has a good conscience. I don't need notoriety now. and

Re: You should've plagerized the title of my senior paper, "Everything In This Is Wrong..."

[anonymous]

for somebody that corrects everybody else's english and diction, you sure did spell DEBACLE wrong

Who?

[joewonderbread]

Awh... I know who this is now. This is Mrs Yoka, right? Must be, she's the only person around that could be that much of a bitch.