I don't know whether its the weather outside that's causing this, or maybe the impending fact that in a few short weeks I'll be eighteen, or even the fact that I'm not even in school yet and I've overloaded my roster with crazy ass classes. Any who, something is turning my dreams into weird shit and its getting crazier every night. If anyone ( Read more... )

I am 82% Internet Addict

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Person A: so i ran into dan beal at wawa and he was quite gay ( Read more... )

I was walking down the street earlier today and saw the damndest thing. That thing being a fat man in a mumu. I loved it and offered him $3.22 for the sweat stained garment. What a deal. Its almost as nasty as the dog-faced sea wench Angela. You know, that two-faced whore that struts around the good 'ole Toys R Us. Well this mumu was ( Read more... )

I should write a book sometime. I think I've written enough on my own for someone to call myself an author or maybe a hobbyist that likes writing. I'll eventually get around to compiling some of my better tales and market them as a book of short stories. I'd call it "Shit: The Stories You Don't Want To Read," and it wouldn't sell at all. I'd be ( Read more... )

If I had a boat ( Read more... )

I think I figured out why Julia Roberts married singer/songwriter Lyle Lovett oh so many years ago. Listen to his music, he's uber-talented and it shows. So he looks like a drunkard, but what he lacks in cosmetic appeal he surely compensates for it with talent.

Shannon Burke is the sexiest moo ever... She has a pair of sexy glasses that enhance her sexiness... Its true. She told me that cheese gives her orgasms. Nice....

So yeah. Livejournal got gay. That last sentence goes to prove that my intellect is fading. Fading quickly. But I could go on a tirade and rant about the amount that I drank last night, or what happened since whenever, but... Ugh... Heres about everything I did in the past 96 hours. Work, learn about sexual harrassment, drink, drink, watch ( Read more... )

Click here to get some of the tracks from the new Dave album!

Yea, I got the new Dave album and need to update this thing sometime. Maybe I'll write another one-sided, slanderous story that makes me look good. lol...