Turkey, pig, and hog

[joewriteshaikus]

Hey, Al, what is the difference between a pig and a hog, since you're the champion of all pigs? My unrelated niece seems to think there is a difference. Well, I did notice that their pig was cute with pretty blue eyes and their hog was huge and smelled really bad

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[flamingophoenix]

SPAY AND NEUTER. AAAAAHHHHHH.

(The animals, not the people.)

That is all. :-)

[joewriteshaikus]

Heheh. Yes. Well, I think the dogs with litters are pure bred, so their puppies are worth something. Not sure, but I remember some rambling about that. They were tiny little midget dogs that look like puppies of a bigger dog when they're full grown. Mmmm, selective breeding.

[killer_chicken]

pig, n

[joewriteshaikus]

Excellent. Thanks, champ.