per drunk derek
1. How tall are you barefoot?
- 5' 12"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
- it's on my list of things to do
3. Do you own a gun?
- two, however they could use a tan
4. Rehab?
- only if love is a drug
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
- moms love me more than the daughters
6. What do you think of your friends?
- <3?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- feliz navidad
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- coffee. black, like my men.
9. Do you do push-ups?
- orange flavored is my favorite
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
- yes. plur. plur.
11. Are you vegitarian?
- no, but veggie pizza is my favorite kind of pizza.
12. Do you like painkillers?
- only when im in pain
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- my droll survey responses
14. Do you own a knife?
- nein
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
- what?
see what i did there?
16. Date Of Birth?
- 29/08/12/25/0
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
- my drippy nose
- im happy/sad
- my stuffy nose
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
- pho
- my moms makeup
- stuff at costco
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
- coffee
- diet soda
- diet snapple iced tea
- green tea (a), earl grey (b), green tea & brown rice (c)
- gin
20. What time did you wake up today?
- 8
21. Current hair?
- long and disheveled.
22. Current worry?
- how would i look with a perm
23. Current hate?
- rhinovirus
24. Favorite place to be?
- currently, anywhere on my bike
25. Least favorite place to be?
- in the dog house
26. Where would you like to go?
- sweden
27. Do you own slippers?
- my sister bought them for me
28. What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
- yeah, this question doesn't make sense...
29. Do you burn or tan?
- tan where the sun has been, burn where the sun hasn't shone
30. Last thing you ate?
- pho tai
31. Would you be a pirate?
- some might say i am one now
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
- saturday night into sunday morning
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- this morning it was: crooklyn dodgers - crooklyn
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
- ufo/aliens
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- the cute girl behind the counter at nordstroms
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
- the ones i wet
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- huge laceration on my arm from a crazy man that tried to pull me out of my cousins car and kill me.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
- 2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
- chris rock. i don't understand why he's always yelling.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
- it was hellen keller
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
- hahaha. ahahahhahahahha. bwhahahahhahahahahhahahaha. only one? ahbhwhahhwwhhahbhehwhwahhaha
44. Do you wish on stars?
- i did once and i still regret it
45. What is your favorite book
- for fucks sake
46. What is your favorite candy?
- kit kat. no doubt
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- nena - 99 luftballons
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- phil collins - in the air tonight
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
- dreaming
50. Do you love someone?
- probably jesus and christina ricci pre-boob reduction / post-boob reduction