It Came From GOOR: So I'm upstairs taking a shit, right? And I hear this kind of clicking from above me so I look up. My roommates parrot is perched on the shower rod right next to the toilet, locked in the bathroom with me ( Read more... )

Anybody interested in going to the National Zoo in Washington D.C. next Tuesday Wednesday?

Aaaaaahahahahahahaaa

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I wonder how many people have been diagnosed with cancer after having their tattoo artist find a lump.

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Tattooed last Monday.. Not at their worst right now, but possibly as
their grossest.

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"Hey, you wanna come over to my place and, you know, we can fuck and you can watch me play video games?"

In the room "Juggalo Family ( Read more... )

Bathroom Graffiti: Ima bE A J-UGG-A-L-0-0-0
My Response (written underneath): Please don't.