Brett Hart playing the Genie in the Aladdin musical.
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Musicals. Toronto. Talking about them would be good. And cleansing. Fuck you, ABBA ( Read more... )

That means I like penis, not vaginas. And that I don't want your feet touching mine. And that I certainly don't want you inching ever closer to me on the wall.
Yes, I like you. No, I don't like you. We're a bit too much alike, see? We're both geeks who don't talk much to people they don't know a lot, and we both look for a penis in partners. I have ( Read more... )

No, it's not like "in that movie." It, in facts, bears little to no resemblance to "that movie ( Read more... )

Dentists bad. Haircutting people bad. I went to the dentist today. I needed a lot of anasthetic to not feel stuff. He put some in and it didn't work so he put some more in, also futile, and then he put some more in, and I didn't feel anything. So I was happy that it didn't hurt while he was doing all sorts of ungodly things in my tooth ( Read more... )

It's not every day you see a little blonde thing spinning with glee on a bench. I think it should become compulsory ( Read more... )

I got a 90% in chem. I'm seriously shocked. Shocked and awed, though without all the incovenient bombing that implies. That should bring my average to a 91%. Which is also amazing. If I'd told me three months ago that I'd have a average higher than 90% by mid-term, I wouldn't have believed myself (Mostly because I think time travel is highly ( Read more... )

Very disturbingly, the guys at work keep proclaiming my mom is a MILF. It started when Dédé first saw her a few weeks ago. I, of course, react with horror and disgust. That just encourages them, of course. Bastards. Seriously, my entire lunch hour, they were going on about my mom. I am not happy about this ( Read more... )

I told myself I'd only write in here when I had, you know, something substantial to write about. But my life is boring. Nothing interesting's happened in the past whenever. Well, actually, after watching the debate, I'm strongly beginning to suspect that Kerry might be a senator from Massachusetts. And there's a bit of Evil-centric drama at school ( Read more... )

And by master? I meant not so much.