From a conversation about Al Pacino’s films:

Kieran: The Scent Of A Woman is shit.

Someone appears to have swapped my reflection with that of a zombie or other such accursed creature.

In other news it would please me greatly if everyone started to refer to bananas by their official new name: Sweet yellow jungle horns.

Sweet krist i feel ill. Red wine is debil.

I love you; that's a smashing blouse.

( the sharp tip of pointless acts of self-destruction. )

One of my co-workers just said that the reason the age of retirement will rise is because of money wasted on "researching things and going to the moon and that." God bless each and every future tragedy she and her family face, may the sickles be ever sharp. I think I’m still a little drunk. I almost fell over earlier. "Damn wheeléd chair!" *shakes ( Read more... )

( Socialising really cuts into my masturbation-and-weeping time. )

If I owe any of you an apology please take one from below. Thank you.
x

I apologise. - Taken by Emz, re: non-attendance of gig.
I apologise.
I apologise.
I apologise.

Yesterday I went to the hospital; it was not fun. Then I listened to music and smoked cigarettes and stared at sky. In the evening I watched Heat and drank a glass of red wine. I hung out with Byron and Kieran Kelly. We ate pasta and tortillas with humus, salad and chilli. I couldn’t sleep for a long time and when I did my dreams were disturbing. ( Read more... )

There's a new Cranes album out. For anyone who cares ( Read more... )

Today's catchphrase is: "Salvation wont save us now ( Read more... )