Christmas Meme {snagged from many}
On the twelfth day of Christmas, john666 sent to me...
Twelve sitcoms snuggling
Eleven sunrises swimming
Ten dreams a-cooking
Nine bagpipes camping
Eight timelords a-kissing
Seven britcoms a-role-playing
Six olympics a-flirting
Five be-e-e-ear hugs
Four star wars
Three hot tubs
Two marshmallow peeps
...and a halloween in an alternate history.
This is funny
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I turned kinkerbelle in for farting in church (3 points). In April I bought porn for lonespiritwolf2 (10 points). In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1705 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
john666