Comments | john_grimm: Dunno 'bout this...

john_grimm

Dunno 'bout this...

Jan 20, 2010 21:33

Do your worst...

Question-wise, that is.

me(what have i done?)me

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sharpestscalpel January 21 2010, 02:39:23 UTC

How big's your goddamn gun?

And I might mean that fucking metaphorically.

john_grimm January 21 2010, 02:55:09 UTC

Okay, asshat, here's how we're gonna do this:

1. Get hard. I don't know how you'd go about this. Probably thinking of fuzzy kittens or some shit like that.

2. Pull out your dick. Yeah, handle the goods like you fucking mean it.

3. Measure.

The answer?

Mine's bigger.

sharpestscalpel January 21 2010, 02:56:27 UTC

Fucker, I don't fucking put out on the first fucking meme.

john_grimm January 21 2010, 03:01:23 UTC

You're a real class act, you are.

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anonymous January 21 2010, 02:49:03 UTC

Any person on board you wanna be closer to? Anyone on board bother you?

john_grimm January 21 2010, 02:57:21 UTC

I... I'd like to get closer to Nurse Chapel. Tina.

Not in a sexual way or anything. That would be.... ugh.

It's just, well.

Never mind.

anonymous January 21 2010, 02:54:07 UTC

Who on board would you most like to get your dick in?

Gun compensating for something?

Ever want kids?

Sex: rough or gentle if you only had one option?

Kinkiest thing you want to do to someone?

Kinkiest thing you want done to yourself?

john_grimm January 21 2010, 03:07:54 UTC

That ship has sailed. And oh, how it sailed.

Wanna find out?

No. Kids should have parents who can be there for them. And I don't want to watch any children of mine grow old and die.

Gentle. Unless I'm bottoming.

Tie a motherfucker up.

Whatever you want, master.... mistress?

anonymous January 21 2010, 03:15:16 UTC

You sure about the ship sailing?

Sure thing.

Can you die or are you completely immortal?

john_grimm January 21 2010, 03:19:11 UTC

I'm pretty sure the boat has left the dock. But who knows. I could always query the harbormaster.

I can die, it's just fucking hard to do. Gotta be killed by something bigger, stronger, faster, and meaner than me.

Thread 6

anonymous January 21 2010, 06:04:38 UTC

Be honest: would you fuck the Vulcan against a door? Until it broke? Just to rub it in?

john_grimm January 21 2010, 17:14:17 UTC

Maybe. Gotta replace that stick up his ass with something.

But I'm sure dirty door-sex is against regulation. He probably wouldn't be into that.

....Or would he?

anonymous January 21 2010, 22:48:22 UTC

I'm just guessing here, but I think he totally would...

john_grimm January 24 2010, 03:53:32 UTC

You speaking from experience, Anon?

Kiss and tell, kiss and tell.

emma_mccoy January 21 2010, 06:15:19 UTC

Oh come on, it isn't so bad. Hrm...

What was your favorite planet as a kid?

john_grimm January 24 2010, 03:54:22 UTC

Well, the only two planets I knew as a kid where Earth and Mars. And Mars was where my parents worked.

I'm gonna have to go with Earth.

emma_mccoy January 24 2010, 04:59:10 UTC

Good planet to like. I'm a bit partial to it myself.